Today I came across this statistical survey from The Star. Not too much on the finding but the measurement towards the results of the survey. Part of the survey linked to the level of erection hardness or they call it with some super glamour name, Erection Hardness Score (EHS). Environment Health & Safety (also EHS) does not fit into this post apparently.
Well, the funny measurement scale of 4 level
Level 1
Tofu – too cushy, not good for anything. (of course we are referring to ‘hardness’)
Level 2
Skin peeled banana – got the shape but still to soft for the appointed work
Level 3
Banana with skin – hard enough in appearance but not while u squeeze it.
Level 4
Cucumber – completely fit the job.
I wonder if the sales of cucumber will increase in such a bad economy period. The Star might be doing something good for the economy perhaps.
From the survey, 40% Malaysian reported belong to Level 1 – 3, which lead them to less sexuality satisfaction causing drop in self confidence and depression. Sound serious right?
On the other hand, it says that great satisfaction in sex life generally will make you more ‘good looking’ and a better live. Nice to know that huh? And this means sex is good? Of course it is good, why am I still asking. LOL.
Copy from the original post, The Star.
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put me in the survey it’ll drop to 39% hahahaa..
February 25, 2009 at 11:28 am