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Name – Why "Horny"

Written by Myhorng. 18 comments Posted in: Humor, Living, Name

Name, such an ordinary term yet so important to almost everyone and everything in this world. Please tell me who or even what on earth do not have a name? I’m not able to even come out with one. Everything needs a label to distinguish one from another although it might be similar one on different faces when it comes to humans or animals. So in general, we can classify name as something supposed to be unique individually may it be alphabets, numbers, or symbols.

So, throughout our entire life, we will come across names that relates to us. You’d be labeled as baby once you were born. And most likely you would be given a name boy boy or girl girl perhaps. Then you will have an official identity name as some comic maniac parents might name their kids with some extraordinary superheroes like this one, Batman bin Suparman.

Best name ever !

Soon enough, you will realize that more names eventually linked up with your life. Nick name, username, account name, social name, domain name, brand name etc. And for me, my parents helped in naming my last name Horng, which confused a hotel’s moron receptionist in Johor who registered in the system during check-in as Horny. Eventually, I had to submit the receipt with my name printed Cxxx Hxxx Horny to HR department for a claim. With this incident revealed to KY, now I’m officially known by the name Horny in my social life in KL. With the help of Information Technology and connectivity, the name extended to even family members who previously have no idea what I did out from home before Facebook and blog insight.


From my cousin. Remarks: ko = brother in Hokkien

With this glamorous nick I have, it has since created a lot of funny moment for examples,

During a friend introduction 1 – Real life
Old friend: dude, this is xxx and hey, xxx this is Horny.
New friend: ahh..WHAT, u serious? (laugh)
Myhorng : (speechless laugh)

(I just can’t introduce myself with this name “hello, I’m horny”. Surely got slap on the face from gal and when it’s a guy, probably a punch)

During a friend introduction 2 – MSN
KYspeaks says
hello horny
this is an intro session
Carol Koh © says
hi CRM – HH Choo !
what’s ur name huh ?
i heard frm KY that ur name is Horny is it ?
KYspeaks says
his full name is cxxx hxxx horng
but the g gotchopped by parang, split into y
so he’s now better known as horny
Carol Koh © says
wow …. very detail! okays..are u like what ur name sounds ?
Mellissa says
hahahahahha wtf
CRM- HH Choo says
errr..
KYspeaks says
HAHAH

During phone call
Myhorng : hey dude, do you know where is this place ……..
Friend : err..ya but who are you?
Myhorng : Horng.
Friend : Horng?
Myhorng : Cxxx Hxxx Horng
Friend : errr….
Myhorng : arghh.. horny lar
Friend : ohhhh Horny izzit, ya whatzup.
Myhorng: -.-“ (speechless)

Day to day confusion

I do not have a Christian name and this nick is way too catchy comparing to my normal Chinese name. Now, I am known as Horny more than my real name. From the bright side, people remember me easily. LOL. With this write up, I’ll just paste this over to those who ask me why Horny in the future.

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  1. suzie

    Name – My "Horny" could best describe this post.

    August 7, 2009 at 12:30 pm
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  2. pinyin

    perhaps u should have this name – Horny Choo Heng Horng. wow… so glamourous..hahaaha

    August 7, 2009 at 12:40 pm
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  3. Jacquelyn Ho

    Interesting hehe!

    Ppl usually have problems pronouncing my chinese name so now I introduce myself as jacquelyn lol.

    August 7, 2009 at 12:44 pm
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  4. Robb

    i must say this is an awesome name. lol

    August 7, 2009 at 2:31 pm
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  5. Carol

    hahaha, this's damm funny!
    yea, awesome name! Very easy to remember!!

    August 8, 2009 at 11:37 am
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  6. JolynGoh

    wahahahahah.. horny horng…. When u back penang ha? me bday soon… come come to ma party.. =]

    August 8, 2009 at 3:49 pm
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  7. Myhorng

    Suzie, u don't mislead ppl to wrong domain name ok..

    pinyin, walau, that's not my full name?

    Jac, should i named jac also?

    Robb, LOL. easiest to remember right?

    Carol, u contributed to the fun in this post.

    Jolyn, me coming back mid aug. party when?

    August 8, 2009 at 5:53 pm
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  8. JenKin Yat

    like name like owner wtf..LOL

    August 9, 2009 at 4:06 am
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  9. -eiling-

    at least people can remember you better! Who can forget a name like horny?!!

    August 10, 2009 at 9:47 am
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  10. UnkaLeong

    Nice to meet you Horny. I'm unka. *ROFL*

    August 10, 2009 at 10:13 am
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  11. Myhorng

    Yat, did i horny u? WTF

    eiling, that's the only good thing about it.

    Unka, LOL. thanks for knowing horny.

    August 11, 2009 at 3:39 pm
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  12. suanie

    it's your USP! ;P

    August 12, 2009 at 11:41 am
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  13. Pet

    ahh…. horng! I still prefer to call you that. :-)

    I wouldn't want my hp to have a contact with the name 'Horny' else later…. jialat!

    August 13, 2009 at 1:17 pm
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  14. Missyve

    You'll always be Horry to me. Didn't know you changed to a domain till today. Nais, virtual denim background.

    August 13, 2009 at 2:20 pm
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  15. Myhorng

    Suanie, now i know Unique Selling Point. am i going on for sale?

    Pet, good good good. remain that horng and i dunwan to query by ur husband.

    Missyve, ok, is that another option for others or exclusively for u? heheh.
    come back more frequent lar then

    August 14, 2009 at 10:02 am
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  16. Simon Seow

    Good now you can save the explanation. LOL.

    August 18, 2009 at 7:41 am
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  17. che'burn

    hey horny..hahaha so damn funny lah!..i even laugh+cough at the same time while reading ur history of nickname above..

    hahaha..cannot tahan already..

    p/s: im a silent reader for ur blog & KY..

    December 17, 2009 at 5:40 pm
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  18. Myhorng

    simon, yeah.

    Che’burn, hey thanks for reading and no longer in silence mode. be noisier in the future. kekeke.

    December 18, 2009 at 1:48 am
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