One sunny morning (in Dongguan, China), sitting in KFC holding my pork burger, I received a sms from KY.
Celica got broken into, side windows, 4 rims, steering, gear knob gone. Big fuck. Send u pics later
This was exactly only a week after I got this car. Drove up North, back to Penang and that’s all. Only a hand full of people actually saw the look of it before disfigurement turn Celica into Sillycar. With the tight schedule I had on my business trip and limited internet connection while travelling, I can just imagine how’s a Celica would look like without the above mentioned and how bad the situation could be.
All I can do at that moment was depends on my friends. I made a few phone calls to KY and Shaolintiger and they just helped me sort out all the necessary. Weather back in Malaysia was not doing any help to the situation and lucky we do have neighbour who was kind enough to cover my broken windows with canvas. If not because of that, I think my car going to get flooded with some gold fish in it. Thanks Enoch & Alice.
Submarine Sillycar
Floating Sillycar
The car actually came with anti-theft tinting but when the pro at work, it was just useless. Both windows was nicely taken out posing near to the neighbour waiting to be camwhore.
Anti-theft Tinting? Useless.
What actually made the policemen laugh during the police report session was further elaboration on missing items.
Police : what else missing apart of the 4 wheels?
Me : Steering wheel gone as well.
Police : huh?
Me : Gear knob also taken.
Police : *laugh* , *speechless*
Me : turbo timer, touch n go and smart tag all stolen. Is such crime normal in our area?
Police : There are crimes everywhere. Even police car got broken into.
Me : huh…. *speechless*
Bentley has this voice activation ignition, my sillycar looks like equiped with voice crusing control or perhaps auto pilot function by able to reading the driver’s mind. That’s why there’s no steering wheel available.
Voice control sillycar (no need steering and gear knob)
Now, it’s time for you to use the power of imagination. Below are the main missing items and please visualize how it looks like before transformed into wheel-less voice maneuver capable retarded sillycar.
Advan Racing RSII Rims and Original MOMO Steering
Shaolintiger basically helped me with all the arrangement in getting temporary wheels and arranging tow truck in order to transport the sillycar to a safer spot. Email was full of useful information regarding rims, steering wheels etc. Really appreciate it mate.
Apparently, there were more than few people there helping out the poor sillycar. Jaclyn was there taking pictures (most of them camwhore pic) and Eric making sure the place was safe with evil guard dogs.
The sillycar was just in front of our place unattended from morning till evening under the rain. Lucky no further damage occur during this period of time. With all the hard work from everyone, the car finally towed to the workshop in Balakong. When I rushed back from China the next day, it was lying safely awaiting for a face lift progress and this face life project cost me a bomb for god sakes.
Project Gamma Sillycar
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