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Before I’m going to blog about the #porkgang CNY awesomesauce Phoon Choi dinner, I’m going to write the incident that happened after the dinner as for now.

It was rare that we, #porkgang do dinner as early as 7.30pm but we did. Hence, with the way piranha eat, we finished dinner really early and planned for 2nd round at Ruby’s place where we could do some gambling and drinking. Everything went really well (except the karaoke in the TV room was not working) until this horny little #CrazyCasper decided to give me not a single bite but an ABS (anti-locking break system in car) chomp on my finger when I tried to move him away from approaching #FattyEvilBitch.

Castrated Casper giving dry-hump to virgin FattyEvilBitch

I was kinda shocked actually although we all know this #CrazyCasper really bites. I couldn’t move my finger away when the ABS-ing was in progress as it’d cause the injury to be even worse. Seriously, it was freaking painful man.

Bleed alot and wounds around my index finger

Although it is a healthily pampered pet dog, the gang insisted I get a Tetanus jab in order to be safe than sorry. They didn’t want a friend who might be running around with saliva dropping all over the place humping and biting everything that came into my eyes. Therefore, after the delicious TeowChew porridge downtown, I drove back to PJ area to look for any 24hrs clinic. Kelana Jaya Medical Center was the only one we found. The jab was actually as painful as the bite. I could still feel the pain on my arm when I move even after a day.

lucky not on my butt

The nurses & doctor should think that we were abit crazy taking pictures & laughing

Look at the bill below. KJMC claimed that they use only branded stuff and that’s why it is more expensive. Well, when this thing happened middle of the night, I didn’t have a choice, did I? Ruby is so going to pay for my medical bill and buy me DogKutTeh for dinner then only can settle.

Now I need to be on 5days medication & miss Zeta bar session, FML

P/S:-

ABS is breaking system with pulsing breaking movement by having rapid opening and closing of the break pad to the disc brake surface in a cycle up to 15 times per second.

Read here for more or wikipedia it

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  1. foodcrazee

    tetanus? weird not jab for rabies? anyway, bad thing comes in 3 and u r cleared dude!

    February 28, 2010 at 3:23 am
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  2. imantulen

    usually, an anti-tetanus jab would suffice, unless bitten by a totally stray dog…

    taking into consideration that the dog is a well-kept pet, i’m really surprised to see you being prescribed augmentin, a bit overkill here… the fucidin cream is also quite unnecessary too.. ponstan, ok lah since Horny is in “such pain”….. heheheheee……

    February 28, 2010 at 3:45 am
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  3. imantulen

    some soft readings on dog bites:

    http://www.stbotanica.com/blog/dog-bites-and-rabies/

    February 28, 2010 at 3:52 am
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  4. ericyong77

    mmm i thought tetanus was for ‘rust’ wounds… mmmm…

    February 28, 2010 at 3:59 am
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  5. imantulen

    you were given the jab via a deltoid intramuscular injection. done correctly, it should not lead to any tissue/ muscle trauma. done incorrectly would mean the radial nerve or radial artery is hit….

    for further reading:
    http://hubpages.com/hub/Deltoid-Intramuscular-Injection
    http://www.enotes.com/nursing-encyclopedia/intramuscular-injection
    http://www.ehow.com/how_5690010_give-intramuscular-injections-less-painfully.html

    February 28, 2010 at 5:04 am
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  6. SC

    I don’t wanna carry dog anymore!

    February 28, 2010 at 10:59 am
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  7. Myhorng

    foodcraze, actually i dunno what jab doc gave. but rabies only needed when the dog is stray or in bad health condition.

    Imantulen, hey thanks for the info. very informative. but too many link caused the system to treat it as spam comment. LOL. btw, the jab still can be feel lar. cannot turn to my left when sleep.

    ericyong77, tetanus also for animal bite. see below
    http://www.nhs.uk/chq/Pages/1316.aspx?CategoryID=67&SubCategoryID=150

    SC, do selection. it will still be fine.

    February 28, 2010 at 12:25 pm
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  8. Pinyin

    Hahaha.. horny, this incident taught u a good lesson which is – “do not disturb the animals while they are having sex”.hahah…kesian u..

    February 28, 2010 at 12:41 pm
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  9. suanie

    why this kind of things only happens to you ar

    February 28, 2010 at 1:11 pm
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  10. KY

    LOL extra angpow, stim kan?

    February 28, 2010 at 1:37 pm
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  11. foodcrazee

    suanie – he buang suey liao lar with the bite

    February 28, 2010 at 11:44 pm
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  12. Myhorng

    Pinyin, how am i know he so desperate… hehe

    suanie, enlighten me with the answer pls.

    KY, very.

    February 28, 2010 at 11:45 pm
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  13. Myhorng

    foodcraze, buang bloooood more like it. LOL

    February 28, 2010 at 11:45 pm
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  14. eiling

    this taught you not to interfere when someone is humping!

    March 1, 2010 at 8:57 am
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  15. ShaolinTiger

    Yah tetanus is safety for dog bite, rabies jab only needed if bitten by stray dog.

    March 1, 2010 at 1:34 pm
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  16. Pet

    Aiyoh..that’s why I don’t like to go near dogs. Hmm… your fingers kar? Look like girl finger nails!

    March 1, 2010 at 3:41 pm
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  17. Myhorng

    eiling, true… next time i will only watch.

    Shaolintiger, yup. thanks for clarify.

    Pet, not only gals can have nice finger OK. ;-)

    March 1, 2010 at 5:53 pm
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  18. summerkiss80

    Haha! so funny…

    March 10, 2010 at 10:05 pm
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