I’m wondering what was the purpose alcohol was initially invented for. It seemed to evolve from whatever reason it was created for to one super multi-purpose drink at this current moment.
You may be wondering why I said multi-purpose. Don’t you ever agree alcohol is always the best tool to enhance the atmosphere, do you? Exactly like how.
When people face sorrows in life, they intoxicate themselves to hide away from the cruel reality hoping that everything is going to be vanished once they got drunk and situation would remain that way. In my humble opinion, it will just make the feeling from bad to worse. I’m not going to spoil my day continuing this depressing chapter further.
On the other hand, people also drink when they are happy, enjoying our life. We drink during parties and also during celebrations. The best part is alcohol can always enhance to provide additional entertainment to the particular occasion. I have come across few hilarious incidents caused by some over dose of this heavenly drink from hell.
1. A friend started to wash his face with drain water outside our neighbour’s house. Tried to move him away but he insisted that the tap water is clean.
2. Someone who is an English educated started to speak in English accent’s Mandarin and claimed herself as “美女” (pretty gal)
3. An uncontrollable dude made the 1st floor apartment window as urinal and peed through it. Sorry to those who walked pass and thought it started to rain or what so ever.
4. A friend decided (unconsciously) to pee in his own car when someone else drove his dead drunk corpse home. He kept mumbling about Mangkalai and claimed that he held on his pee because he was molested by the Mangkalai who took care of the washroom in a club.
5. A friend who is supposed to be prohibited from consuming alcohol beverages got drunk and claimed the earth was moving and fell everywhere like 532,168 times without breaking the 20% filled wine glass he was holding.
There were many more but that’s all for now. I’m sure you do have a lots more similar type of stories stored in your mind. Please do share if you want to.
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hahaha…
May 23, 2010 at 11:15 pmdo I know those ppl from 1 to 5???
hahahahaha…