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Today I came across this statistical survey from The Star. Not too much on the finding but the measurement towards the results of the survey. Part of the survey linked to the level of erection hardness or they call it with some super glamour name, Erection Hardness Score (EHS). Environment Health & Safety (also EHS) does not fit into this post apparently.

Well, the funny measurement scale of 4 level

Level 1
Tofu – too cushy, not good for anything. (of course we are referring to ‘hardness’)

Level 2
Skin peeled banana – got the shape but still to soft for the appointed work

Level 3
Banana with skin – hard enough in appearance but not while u squeeze it.

Level 4
Cucumber – completely fit the job.

I wonder if the sales of cucumber will increase in such a bad economy period. The Star might be doing something good for the economy perhaps.

From the survey, 40% Malaysian reported belong to Level 1 – 3, which lead them to less sexuality satisfaction causing drop in self confidence and depression. Sound serious right?

On the other hand, it says that great satisfaction in sex life generally will make you more ‘good looking’ and a better live. Nice to know that huh? And this means sex is good? Of course it is good, why am I still asking. LOL.

Copy from the original post, The Star.

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  1. Jack

    put me in the survey it’ll drop to 39% hahahaa..

    February 25, 2009 at 11:28 am
  2. Rachying

    ROFL… Tofu & Cucumber… hahaha!

    February 25, 2009 at 11:28 am
  3. suzie

    Tofu transformation….

    February 25, 2009 at 1:37 pm
  4. KY

    I like the “bad sample” HAHAHAHA

    February 25, 2009 at 2:13 pm
  5. Pet

    Tot it's known as ED (erectile dysfunction)… not heard of EHS.
    EHS in my company is – Environment, Health & Safety. ^-^

    February 25, 2009 at 2:20 pm
  6. Myhorng

    Jack, no product selling in the comment box.

    Rachying, which 1 u love? can’t make up ur mind izzit?

    suzie, some don’t transform.

    KY, oppss…

    Pet, no we don’t work in your company. company rules not apply here. :P

    February 25, 2009 at 5:27 pm
  7. -eiling-

    Cucumber is good but how long can the cucumber sustain it’s form is another question mark!

    February 25, 2009 at 5:45 pm
  8. Jack

    i haven’t hand out me Hphone number so not consider selling anything.. :p

    haha.. ic eiling is curious *evil-grin*

    February 25, 2009 at 6:26 pm
  9. Myhorng

    eiling, i have no idea or perhaps u wanna test it out and tell us?

    jack, but it still could link to ur page if someone is desperate enough to know.. whoohoo….

    February 26, 2009 at 4:54 am
  10. Jack

    awww… now ur promoting me.. *blush*

    February 26, 2009 at 8:51 am
  11. Huai Bin

    To be honest, I haven’t had a Level 4 since…er, 23 or so? I was gonna blog about this too. It’s usually level 2-3 for me. I miss level 4. :S

    February 26, 2009 at 10:08 am
  12. Lisalicious

    not bad what…

    hahha.. some people say malaysian are just too stressout to do a lot of ‘exercise’

    February 26, 2009 at 10:43 am
  13. Myhorng

    Jack, did I? should promote myself 1st.

    HuaiBin, u serious? gosh.

    Lisa, you got your point there. a lot of not stress out ppl don’t get to experience it too which created not so favourite survey results. :P

    February 26, 2009 at 11:18 am
  14. Missyve

    I like the bad example too. Was lmao!

    March 4, 2009 at 4:51 am
  15. Myhorng

    Missyve, not very good for a gal to like the bad example.

    March 4, 2009 at 9:25 am

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