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My ‘Engrish’ Very ‘Powderful’

Written by Myhorng. 5 comments Posted in: Humor

3 days more, we Malaysian shall celebrate 52 years of Merdeka (Independence). I’m always glad to be a Malaysian when it comes to our ability in dealing with languages. On top of being able to read, write and speak on 3 major languages, Malay, Engrish English, and Chinese, dialects such as Cantonese, Hokkien, Hainanese and TeowChew never an issue to me either. I learned Japanese, but didn’t continue further after 2 years and most of the things I learned, packed and returned to the lovely tutor already. However, you can still easily find Malaysian who are able to do more than what I can out there.

Is there anyone who doubts the advantageous by knowing more languages? I doubt so. It’s always good to fully understand all the conversation surrounding you might it be related to you or not. What is more important is you are able to do cross reference check before believing what you read like those few examples I received from a forwarded email and obviously taken from engrish.com.below.

Bored after all those nonsense above? how about a can of coffee to wake you up or perhaps depress you.

Although I claimed I eat almost everything, yet I’ll still be avoiding something to do with ass (I know chicken butt is nice, I still not fancy about it). Now, if I can’t read Chinese, most likely I will not order this delicious donkey’s meat cook in HuNan Xiang’s cuisine.

Translate from Chinese

Xiang style dry fried donkey meat

Who need some dick stick to munch around?

Can someone explain to me is this an invitation/banner for sex party (erection is a must) or a club or a bizzare political party’s name?

What kind of fishes swim in this lake? and this is definitely not the way to get some extraordinary sensation for your private part. NO.

This make me think for a while. what kind of animal will you molest? ain’t this a bit sick?

Big different between the Chinese sign and the translated English

Chinese: take good care of the children, beware not to fall into the water

English up there: take the child fall into water carefully. WTF?

Last but not least, if I apply this facial wash daily, you will not call me Mr. Horny? (detail refer here) as it claims horniness removal.

Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka!

ok this is random i know. Happy long weekend everyone.

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  1. §pinzer

    woi susah post comments la, press edi then still have to press again to pop up!!

    anyway u damn horny hahaha

    August 29, 2009 at 4:51 pm
  2. -eiling-

    wah i would like to try the dick stick! does it taste like dick? Lol..

    August 30, 2009 at 11:20 pm
  3. Myhorng

    Spinzer, i'll change it shortly… btw, when i'm horny?

    Eiling, i neither try dick stick nor DICK. dunwan to try it also.

    September 1, 2009 at 11:41 pm
  4. Pet

    I always have to smile or giggle or laugh when I get junk mail on how chinese translated to English. I think it would have sound more hilarious if I can understand mandarin as well.

    September 3, 2009 at 5:15 am
  5. admin

    Pet, if u can read mandarin, it will be totally different level of humor it will be.

    September 8, 2009 at 10:59 am

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