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One sunny morning (in Dongguan, China), sitting in KFC holding my pork burger, I received a sms from KY.

Celica got broken into, side windows, 4 rims, steering, gear knob gone. Big fuck. Send u pics later

This was exactly only a week after I got this car. Drove up North, back to Penang and that’s all. Only a hand full of people actually saw the look of it before disfigurement turn Celica into Sillycar. With the tight schedule I had on my business trip and limited internet connection while travelling, I can just imagine how’s a Celica would look like without the above mentioned and how bad the situation could be.

All I can do at that moment was depends on my friends. I made a few phone calls to KY and Shaolintiger and they just helped me sort out all the necessary. Weather back in Malaysia was not doing any help to the situation and lucky we do have neighbour who was kind enough to cover my broken windows with canvas. If not because of that, I think my car going to get flooded with some gold fish in it. Thanks Enoch & Alice.

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Submarine Sillycar


Floating Sillycar

The car actually came with anti-theft tinting but when the pro at work, it was just useless. Both windows was nicely taken out posing near to the neighbour waiting to be camwhore.

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Anti-theft Tinting? Useless.

What actually made the policemen laugh during the police report session was further elaboration on missing items.

Police : what else missing apart of the 4 wheels?

Me : Steering wheel gone as well.

Police : huh?

Me : Gear knob also taken.

Police : *laugh* , *speechless*

Me : turbo timer, touch n go and smart tag all stolen. Is such crime normal in our area?

Police : There are crimes everywhere. Even police car got broken into.

Me : huh…. *speechless*

Bentley has this voice activation ignition, my sillycar looks like equiped with voice crusing control or perhaps auto pilot function by able to reading the driver’s mind. That’s why there’s no steering wheel available.

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Voice control sillycar (no need steering and gear knob)

Now, it’s time for you to use the power of imagination. Below are the main missing items and please visualize how it looks like before transformed into wheel-less voice maneuver capable retarded sillycar.

Silly Tragedy-3

Advan Racing RSII Rims and Original MOMO Steering

Shaolintiger basically helped me with all the arrangement in getting temporary wheels and arranging tow truck in order to transport the sillycar to a safer spot. Email was full of useful information regarding rims, steering wheels etc. Really appreciate it mate.

Apparently, there were more than few people there helping out the poor sillycar. Jaclyn was there taking pictures (most of them camwhore pic) and Eric making sure the place was safe with evil guard dogs.

The sillycar was just in front of our place unattended from morning till evening under the rain. Lucky no further damage occur during this period of time. With all the hard work from everyone, the car finally towed to the workshop in Balakong. When I rushed back from China the next day, it was lying safely awaiting for a face lift progress and this face life project cost me a bomb for god sakes.

Silly Tragedy-2

Project Gamma Sillycar

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  1. xes


    December 22, 2009 at 12:33 am
  2. Hong Chern Wern

    wahlau chia lat..really sorry for you..hope everything will be better next year..and your ‘sillycar’ is back to normal celica? we wanna test drive it during CNY

    December 22, 2009 at 12:35 am
  3. SC

    Hey, where is the pic of sillycar after makeover?

    December 22, 2009 at 12:36 am
  4. kstang

    finally, an update on your silly car! sorry to hear about it.

    December 22, 2009 at 12:52 am
  5. Pauline

    i like the sillycar sunbathing one.. sexy~

    December 22, 2009 at 12:59 am
  6. KY

    lucky it’s all back now with a vengence!

    December 22, 2009 at 1:05 am
  7. ericyong

    hehehe… its all good now!!!

    Hahaha… e

    December 22, 2009 at 1:44 am
  8. ShaolinTiger

    Yah all back in one piece now, ready for some test driving :D

    December 22, 2009 at 2:39 am
  9. ah loon

    i wan see more of sillycar… more post on it pls~

    but i hate this type of useless thief.. they really have no life~ see what they did also make me TL nia… my dad’s bimmer eh bumper also got stolen when parking at tg bungah market… we go makan in market.. come out.. no bumper d…

    December 22, 2009 at 10:35 am
  10. Myhorng

    xes, kesian maximum to my pocket.

    HCW, can just dun bang it will do, heheh.

    SC, this is only the incident post. will do a separate 1 for the cheapsake makeover

    kstang, thanks…

    Pauline, ok… next sillycar post will put it up.

    KY, vengence? i just want it to be safe. then i’m happy enough dy.

    Eric, yeah. hope it will stays like that for long.

    Shaolintiger, no problem. just do it if u can fit in.

    ah loon, tg bungah huh, scary. i used to stay nearby.

    December 22, 2009 at 11:02 am
  11. Pet

    oh…this is how it happened!

    December 22, 2009 at 1:35 pm
  12. thenomadGourmand

    oh dear…I hope this is the last of whatever “bad” left of the year!
    here’s wishin u a GREAT 2010 ahead!
    C ya at KY’s x’mas?

    December 22, 2009 at 1:52 pm
  13. fietheelf

    awww poor car :(

    December 22, 2009 at 2:16 pm
  14. Myhorng

    Pet, oh yes.

    thenomadgourmand, i wish i wish this will be the last of bad luck. i stay at that party house lar.

    fietheelf, yes poor car and now i’m poor.

    December 22, 2009 at 2:39 pm
  15. JolynGoh

    OMG… Sure U sakit Hati Gila…
    Oh well.. What done is Done.. Look at the bright side..
    God is kind enough to provide you with Great friends.. cheer up k.. =)

    December 22, 2009 at 4:10 pm
  16. tl

    Insurance claim?

    December 22, 2009 at 5:12 pm
  17. Myhorng

    Jolyn, yeah and u r my friend too…

    tl, nope. they will just give me ori 2nd hand stuff which wont do any good. and it will take times to settle.

    December 22, 2009 at 5:58 pm
  18. imantulen

    you sure it wasn’t the ex-owner who took them back…. never know leh…

    December 23, 2009 at 10:45 am
  19. unkaleong

    My goodness! Here’s to a speedy recovery!

    December 23, 2009 at 11:49 am
  20. che'burn

    1 silly Q..’y didnt u park ur car inside??’..well, probably next time, when u’re goin overseas..u betta park [email protected] it at ur fren’s house.. =P

    December 23, 2009 at 2:07 pm
  21. suertes

    Hope the blardy thieves’ balls get infected and kill them with gangrene!!!

    December 23, 2009 at 5:21 pm
  22. Myhorng

    imantulen, i do suspect that.. buy y need to break 2 windows? each cost RM350 for potong 1… damnit.

    unkaleong, yeah….

    che’burn, cos there’s another car need to park inside and it belongs to the owner of the house.

    suertes, OMG~ I’m so loving you. LOL

    December 24, 2009 at 12:59 am
  23. Simon Seow

    OMG. 2009 really is a bad year for cars. The thief only steals those sport accessories, damn pro. Sigh. Hopes 2010 will be a better year with cars.

    December 27, 2009 at 5:02 pm
  24. eiling

    very sad la… hope all your bad luck will end and a new year awaits!

    December 28, 2009 at 6:07 pm
  25. Myhorng

    simon, not only cars. to me basically more than that.

    eiling, ohh yes.. how i wish so.

    December 28, 2009 at 9:38 pm
  26. JC

    Nice car you have.

    December 29, 2009 at 4:29 pm
  27. Myhorng

    JC, thanks but it just look funny without wheel isn’t it? LOL.

    January 5, 2010 at 12:53 am
  28. mohd fais

    where’s this car now??…it same like my captain car…quick similar…now in sarawak..

    August 29, 2010 at 10:40 pm
    • Myhorng

      fais, the car is still here with me. definitely peninsular not sarawak.

      October 12, 2010 at 2:13 pm
      • kevin

        Horng, it’s me kevin, i still got another pair of Advan RG, but it is white colour. Interested to buy?

        April 19, 2011 at 9:12 pm
        • Myhorng

          Wow, how u find me? White rims with white body doesn’t looks good (except civic type R though) hehe. however, even it looks good I’m kinda broke now for the rims. thanks. btw, the seats n the ori steering still with you?

          April 19, 2011 at 10:59 pm

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