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Alcohol Contribution

Written by Myhorng. 14 comments Posted in: Random
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I’m wondering what was the purpose alcohol was initially invented for. It seemed to evolve from whatever reason it was created for to one super multi-purpose drink at this current moment.

You may be wondering why I said multi-purpose. Don’t you ever agree alcohol is always the best tool to enhance the atmosphere, do you? Exactly like how.

When people face sorrows in life, they intoxicate themselves to hide away from the cruel reality hoping that everything is going to be vanished once they got drunk and situation would remain that way. In my humble opinion, it will just make the feeling from bad to worse. I’m not going to spoil my day continuing this depressing chapter further.

On the other hand, people also drink when they are happy, enjoying our life. We drink during parties and also during celebrations. The best part is alcohol can always enhance to provide additional entertainment to the particular occasion. I have come across few hilarious incidents caused by some over dose of this heavenly drink from hell.

1. A friend started to wash his face with drain water outside our neighbour’s house. Tried to move him away but he insisted that the tap water is clean.

2. Someone who is an English educated started to speak in English accent’s Mandarin and claimed herself as “美女” (pretty gal)

3. An uncontrollable dude made the 1st floor apartment window as urinal and peed through it. Sorry to those who walked pass and thought it started to rain or what so ever.

4. A friend decided (unconsciously) to pee in his own car when someone else drove his dead drunk corpse home. He kept mumbling about Mangkalai and claimed that he held on his pee because he was molested by the Mangkalai who took care of the washroom in a club.

5. A friend who is supposed to be prohibited from consuming alcohol beverages got drunk and claimed the earth was moving and fell everywhere like 532,168 times without breaking the 20% filled wine glass he was holding.

There were many more but that’s all for now. I’m sure you do have a lots more similar type of stories stored in your mind. Please do share if you want to.

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  1. sotong

    do I know those ppl from 1 to 5???

    May 23, 2010 at 11:15 pm
  2. sotong

    LMAO… just that I can’t stop laughing.. kakkakakaka :D

    May 23, 2010 at 11:16 pm
  3. terenceg

    FML !!! i know these people !!%@#!)@#&)%&@#$…and i hate bangala !! stupid bangla

    May 24, 2010 at 1:08 am
  4. ShaolinTiger

    What people, most of them is one person haha.

    May 24, 2010 at 2:07 am
  5. kimberlycun


    got one more, someone drank too much otard, fell asleep in toilet and still can lock the door because the door was banging on his head.

    May 24, 2010 at 2:25 am
  6. KY

    HAHAHAh mangkalai. LOL

    May 24, 2010 at 10:48 am
  7. Myhorng

    Sotong, they are all famous people so have to remain anonymous.

    Terenceg, Mangkalai treated you badly ar?

    Shaolintiger, 5 incidents from 4 different ppl lar.

    Kimberlycun, good number 6. LMAO

    KY, yeah baby, mangkalai.

    May 24, 2010 at 5:32 pm
  8. Lisalicious

    it’s amazing what alcohol can do to a person without them knowing … :D

    ive seen a few good one as well :D

    May 25, 2010 at 6:27 am
  9. Myhorng

    Lisalicious, indeed. can turn human to dinosaur also. LOL

    May 25, 2010 at 9:55 am
  10. SC

    What abt any incident of your own?

    May 25, 2010 at 10:11 pm
  11. Myhorng

    SC, how u know none of them referring to myself? mine not even make it to top 10. so not qualify to be here with the top 5.

    May 26, 2010 at 12:40 am
  12. Ms. Jazz

    i love alcohol~ am so glad weekend is arriving. No prize for guessing right what i’ll be doing :D

    June 11, 2010 at 2:23 pm
  13. Pet

    Why so long no blog?

    June 21, 2010 at 3:13 pm
  14. Myhorng

    Ms. Jazz, do i need to ever ‘guess’ what u going to do on weekend? LOL yammm sengggg

    Pet, kinda busy n lazy :P

    June 29, 2010 at 11:19 am

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